Bows and Arrows

preachitypreachpreach: Polo. [LUNGES AT THE SOUND] MAAAAARRRCOOOOO.

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 20:12:42 -0400

preachitypreachpreach:

Polo.

[LUNGES AT THE SOUND]

MAAAAARRRCOOOOO.

preachitypreachpreach: Close your eyes and say Marco, Ranmaru! We’ll see how long you can take...

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 20:09:32 -0400

preachitypreachpreach:

Close your eyes and say Marco, Ranmaru!

We’ll see how long you can take being unable to catch me.

I’m magic in the water.

We’ll see who’s laughing when I catch you!

[and so Ranmaru closes his eyes and let the games begin]

Marco!

preachitypreachpreach: WH— HEY! ~follows immediately and leaps into the pool~ Oh my goodness, the...

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 19:51:07 -0400

preachitypreachpreach:

WH— HEY!

~follows immediately and leaps into the pool~

Oh my goodness, the water is so niiiiice~!

~spins and twirls in the water~
I can’t believe I haven’t been swimming in a whole year!

[CANONBALL]

Yeah, swimming is awesome but let’s play already, okay? I wanna play. Just swimming normally is boring. So I close my eyes, right?

preachitypreachpreach: Pfffft! You can’t win against me! I’m great at this game! Besides, Lord...

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 19:34:51 -0400

preachitypreachpreach:

Pfffft! You can’t win against me! I’m great at this game!

Besides, Lord Xavi gave me a superior bathing suit to make it easier for me to win!

What the fuck are you-

Whatever. C’mon, last one to the water’s a rotten egg!

[sprints]

preachitypreachpreach: It’s a game you play in the water, duh. One of us closes our eyes and says...

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 19:28:15 -0400

preachitypreachpreach:

It’s a game you play in the water, duh. One of us closes our eyes and says ‘Marco’, and then the other one tries to move away in the water as quietly as we can— But when someone says Marco, the other has to say ‘Polo’.

…You say Marco, I’ll say Polo and try to evade you.

If you catch me without opening your eyes, you win.

But I doubt you can win against me.

Oh, that’s all?

That’s no problem for someone as awesome as me. I’ll catch you in no time! Anywhere you run or hide I’ll find you right away and no way will you escape.

So let’s hurry up and play!

preachitypreachpreach: …. Ah… H-How about we just play Marco Polo, instead? Man, you’re no...

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 19:19:14 -0400

preachitypreachpreach:

…. Ah…

H-How about we just play Marco Polo, instead?

Man, you’re no fun.

What’s Marco Polo?

preachitypreachpreach: … Well, seeing that Sunday is tomorrow, I cannot just ignore our great...

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 19:11:28 -0400

preachitypreachpreach:

… Well, seeing that Sunday is tomorrow, I cannot just ignore our great Lord…

… But I suppose I could spare a little time for you today.
It’s been so hot outside lately, I’ve been dying to go swimming..?

Swimming? Awesome! I haven’t been swimming in a really long time! C’mon, let’s go swim! We can play that game I always played with stupid Mitsuhide where he’d try to drown me and I’d try to shoot out his eyes!

preachitypreachpreach: M-Master Ranmaru! Our Lord Xavi is certainly not stupid. And I would be...

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 18:56:06 -0400

preachitypreachpreach:

M-Master Ranmaru!

Our Lord Xavi is certainly not stupid.

And I would be deeply offended to hear such slander exit those lips of yours again.
… Besides, is that any way to greet a friend?

B-But he is! Xavi’s stupid ‘cause if he’s all that great he wouldn’t have left you all alone, right? No way am I gonna like someone who does stuff like that.

So you should ignore that Xavi guy and play with me.

preachitypreachpreach: Tomorrow is Sunday! Why is no one preparing to worship our lord...

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 18:46:00 -0400

preachitypreachpreach:

Tomorrow is Sunday! Why is no one preparing to worship our lord Xavi?

~huffs~

Because Xavi is stupid. Everyone should bow down to Lord Nobunaga instead.

A haiku by Ranmaru.

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 04:07:36 -0400

stalkitystalkstalk:

shootityshootshoot:

Friend-

Friend-

G-gimme my candy. I’ve gotta go. I’ve got something in both my eyes. Both at once.

Huh? Oh, okay…

Take care of yourself, okay, Ranmaru?

Y-yeah okay gotta go now bye

[/flees]

A haiku by Ranmaru.

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 03:52:41 -0400

stalkitystalkstalk:

shootityshootshoot:

Yeah, ‘course not!

[/pulls out a small bag and holds it out]

I’ve been saving them. Here! You can take a few.

You’re so nice, Ranmaru! I’m so glad to have met you. You’re a really good…

friend. [/taking a little out of the small bag]

Friend-

G-gimme my candy. I’ve gotta go. I’ve got something in both my eyes. Both at once.

GUESS WHO'S BAAAAAAAAAAAACK~~~

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 03:50:13 -0400

preachitypreachpreach:

I’ve traveled across the country to teach others of my lord’s word, so I have been busy with that… But, yes, I’ve stayed out of the woods. I wouldn’t dare venture into such a wild area without someone who knows where they’re going.

Oh right, that guy. The bald guy with the naked babies.

And good. Don’t want you getting lost again. Then I might have to rescue you and be all heroic and stuff. Hey. We should go hang out in the woods.

A haiku by Ranmaru.

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 03:42:43 -0400

stalkitystalkstalk:

shootityshootshoot:

Just- Y’know, star candy and stuff. I mean it’s nothing special but…

~~Well it kinda is really special but…~~

It’s really good. You want some?

If you don’t mind sharing!

Yeah, ‘course not!

[/pulls out a small bag and holds it out]

I’ve been saving them. Here! You can take a few.

A haiku by Ranmaru.

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 03:38:47 -0400

stalkitystalkstalk:

…Candy?

What kind…?

Just- Y’know, star candy and stuff. I mean it’s nothing special but…

~~Well it kinda is really special but…~~

It’s really good. You want some?

GUESS WHO'S BAAAAAAAAAAAACK~~~

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 03:37:26 -0400

preachitypreachpreach:

Aaaa~ Ranmaru~ I’ve missed you~! Have you been eating well and stretching before practicing your archery?

I missed you too! Everyone else is really stupid except for Tsuru, you know? I’ve been eating lots of sweets and- s-stretching- Uhhh… Yeah. Yeah, totally! You think I’d forget something like that? Of course I’ve been stretching! What about you? Stayed out of the woods?

GUESS WHO'S BAAAAAAAAAAAACK~~~

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 03:29:10 -0400

preachitypreachpreach:

Woah, hey look you’re not dead either.

Awesome!

A haiku by Ranmaru.

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 03:25:41 -0400

stalkitystalkstalk:

[/sigh]

I thought Twilight Ninja was a better man than that! But I guess I was wrong… poor Keiji. Having your heart broken like that isn’t an easy thing to get over.

~~Oh no I made her sad what do I do what do I do what do I do ummm what do girls like candy right but no all the candy is mine drat what do I do~~

U-uh yeah. Stupid adults and… Er… Feelings… Hearts… Stuff Uh- No, don’t cry don’t-

Uh- Candy- Right. Candy do you want candy ‘cause that always makes me feel better and ummm…

A haiku by Ranmaru.

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 03:16:45 -0400

stalkitystalkstalk:

shootityshootshoot:

Wow you guys are dumb.

You are really really dumb.

How are you breathing.

Is something wrong, Ranmaru?

Oh! Tsuruhime! U-uh nothing y’know just the other guys being stupid. Y’know. Adults. Being stupid. I mean seriously that ninja guy going around making out with the guy who smells bad and now everyone and their dog is moping around like they couldn’t have avoided this situation in the first place. It’s really annoying. Lord Nobunaga didn’t do stupid things like this. I wanna shoot ‘em in the face until they smarten up.

A haiku by Ranmaru.

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 03:08:22 -0400

Wow you guys are dumb.

You are really really dumb.

How are you breathing.

Man, it sure got noisy all of a sudden.

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 02:18:14 -0400

dunitydunedune:

shootityshootshoot:

I’m not a half-pint.

Play with me or I’ll shoot you.

Nope.

HEY, THAT’S CHEATING! COME BACK HERE!